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ACURA - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC - All Makes Combined
AMC - A Major Cost
AMC - A Mutated Car
AMC - A Moron’s Car
AMC - Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AUDI - All Unsafe Designs Implemented
AUDI - Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
AUDI - Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW - Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW - Beastly Monsterous Wonder
BMW - Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW - Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW - Barely Moving Wreck
BMW - Big Money Waste
BMW - Big Money. Why?
BMW - Big Money Works
BMW - Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW - Bought My Wife
BMW - Break My Windows
BMW - Break My Windshield
BMW - Breaks Most Wrenches
BMW - Bring Many Wrenches
BMW - Brings Me Women
BMW - Brings More Women
BMW - Broken Money Waster
BMW - Broke My Wallet
BMW - Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW - Brutal Money Waster
BMW - Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW - Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer
BUICK - Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CADILLAC - Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CADILLAC - Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
CHEVROLET - Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET - Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET - Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET - Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET - Cracked Heads, Every Valve’s Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY - Can Hear Every Valve Yell
DODGE - Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
DODGE - Dead Old Dog Going East
DODGE - Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
DODGE - Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
DODGE - Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
DODGE - Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
DODGE - Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
DODGE - Driven Only During Grey Evenings
EDSEL - Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT - Failed In A Tunnel
FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT - Failure In Automotive Technology
FIAT - Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT - Fits In A Thimble
FIAT - Fix It Again, Tony!
FIAT - Flats In All Tires
FIAT - Found In A Trench
FORD - Fabricated Of Refried Dung
FORD - Fails On Rainy Days
FORD - Famous Odor Resistant Dog
FORD - Falling Off: Rusty Door
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD - Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
FORD - Fastest On Road, Dip!
FORD - Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD - Fault Of R&D
FORD - Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
FORD - Finally Obsolete Racing Device
FORD - Fireball On Rear DentingFORD -First On Recall Day
FORD - First On Race Day
FORD - First On Road to Dump
FORD - First On Rust and Deterioration
FORD - First Order of Reproductive Discipline
FORD - Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
FORD - Fixed Or Repaired Daily
FORD - Flip Over Read Directions
FORD - Flipping Over Results in Death
FORD - Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
FORD - Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
FORD - Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
FORD - Fond Of Resonating Decibels
FORD - Foot On Road Decelerates
FORD - Fords Only Run Downhill
FORD - Forced On Reluctant Drivers
FORD - Formed Of Rejected DNA
FORD - Forwarded Once; Return Denied
FORD - Forward Only; Reverse Defective
FORD - Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
FORD - Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
FORD - For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD - Found On Red Dumpster
FORD - Found On Redneck’s Driveway
FORD - Found On Roadside Dead
FORD - Found On Rubbish Dump
FORD - Found Outside Refuse Dump
FORD - Found Outside Rotting Dump
FORD - Found On Russian Dump
FORD - Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
FORD - Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
FORD - Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
FORD - Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
FORD - Free Or Reduced Drastically
FORD - Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
FORD - Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
FORD - Funny Old Rattling Dump
FORD - Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
FORD - (spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot
GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked
G.M - General Maintenance
G.M - Goshdarn Mess
G.M - Generally Misunderstood
G.M - Garbage Motors
G.M - Generally Miserable
G.M - Grossley Misconceived
G.M - Gluteus Maximus
GMC - Garage Man’s Companion
GMC - Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC - Generic Made Chevy
GMC - German Milk Cow
GMC - Get More Chicks
GMC - Gets Mechanics Crazy
GMC - Gods Mechanical Curse
GMC - Gotta Mechanic comming
GMC - Got More Crap
GMC - Great Mountain Climber
GMC - Great Motor Car
HONDA - Had One, Never Do-that Again
HONDA - Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HONDA - Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
HYUNDAI - How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive
JEEP - Just Eats Every Part
JEEP - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
KIA - Killed In Action
KIA - Kills In Accidents
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MERCEDES - Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
MITSUBISHI - Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
MOPAR - Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
MOPAR - Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
MOPAR - Most Often Passed At Races
MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust
MOPAR - Mostly Old Paint And Rust
MOPAR - Move Over People Are Racing
MOPAR - Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
MOPAR - My Old Pig Ain’t Running
MOPAR - My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG - Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
NISSAN - Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
NISSAN - Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
OLDSMOBILE - Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot’s Leaking Everything.
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
OLDSMOBILE - Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
OLDSMOBILE - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PINTO (FORD) - Put In Nickel To Operate
PINTO (FORD) - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH - Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC - People On Narcotics Think It’s A Chevy
PONTIAC - Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac
PONTIAC - Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
PORSCHE - Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back
SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken
SAAB - Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
SATURN - Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
SUBARU - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
SUBARU - Sorry Unreal Bonzai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TOYOTA - Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TRIUMPH - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthless
VOLKSWAGEN - Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
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